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¶3 FILM CLICHEES
¶2By : Necrodaemon/Angelica
¶1Have you ever seen an american
high-school comedy?? Quite amusing.
Not of the reason they're supposed to
make us laugh. The ¶3REAL ¶1funny things
about those movies, is that ¶3EVERY ¶1film
of that genre is identi- cally. Let's
describe the hero in the film. It's
¶3ALWAYS ¶1a boy. He often wear glasses,
and he is interested in computers.
He's so damned good in computers, that
he can call up other computers all
around the globe without even having a
modem. And here is an important
point: He is in ¶3LOVE¶1. And he doesn't
want just an ordinary girl. He wants
the ¶3CHEERLEADER¶1. She is, of course,
together with the best, roughest
football player at the schools
football team. This guy is big, and
he doesn't like the hero. But the
cheerleader starts to like our hero
anyway.
Then the story starts. The clumsy
hero has got a friend, and this friend
gives the hero lots of good tips about
how he can get the cheer- leader. Of
course, the hero makes a fool out of
himself (this repeats a few times).
He gets beaten up a few times by the
cheerleaders boyfriend, which is a
real cruel boy. So, the hero decides
to get ¶3STRONGER ¶1and starts to practise
combat sports (this point can be a
little variated). The school year is
almost over, and there ¶3MUST ¶1be a ball
at the end of the film. At this ball,
the hero kicks the shit out of the
cheerleaders boyfriend. The cheer-
leader doesn't like him (?!?!?!) so
she doesn't care at all.
Then the film is over. The hero got
his cheerleader, and everything is
nice and beautiful. And the terrible
boy that was so cruel is so ashamed
and drives home. (Of course he has a
car, often a red Chevy).
So, if you haven't seen such a film,
go rent one. It's the films with the
terrible covers: Half naked women
(which you ¶2NEVER ¶1see in the film) + a
red chevy ( the cheerleaders
boyfriends car) and the hero in a
funny situation.( On the floor after a
fall, for instance).